Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Diary 8.24 - End of the World ~ ~ funny

 End of the World on a recent wander like so many cattle were collected ah following some very funny look back Oh entertain humor ~ Maybe I'm laughing too low to see a focus on the Olympics again ...
『』 [Information] Olympic Games opening ceremony DVD Pricing starts today 55 per 6,000 (Figure)
submission date :2008-8-12 16:45:00
Where can I buy the Olympic Games opening ceremony DVD? the past few days many people care about. It is reported that today, the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games, the first series of audio and video products product mm opening ceremony DVD will be on sale in Shanghai, the Shanghai Book City, the major Xinhua Bookstore, as well as supermarkets and stores both audio and video you can buy, the price of 55 yuan each. :2008-8-12 16:49:54
I would like to know, or cctv Lao Mouzai own version of the clip, if the latter, forget it, my 42G of the NBC version of the download is slow, There are more than 20 days to ok a focus on the Olympic 』『
[Zatan] Why is the Chinese weightlifting team can only participate in four, while Phelps won eight gold is determined?
of: nizi7788 filing date :2008-8-11 23:40:00
why the Chinese weightlifting team can only participate in four, while Phelps won eight gold is determined?
of: esnas Reply Date :2008-8- 12 17:11:14
This is the big country voice. If we master the right to speak, but also to set it to a lot of project-meter platform diving springboard are located 3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 Gold, who also points 1,2,3,4,5,6 jump, double springboard jumping athletes practice all 1-8 all-inclusive round, presumably to let others do not want to have fun watching the diving competition.
『Focus Olympic 』[Information] national football again is not good, but also let their children
of: dash forward the filing date :2008-8-12 18:00:00
national football again is not good, but also let their children , no parents do not like their children, then the performance of national football this ugly, but also with our own team, earnest love, hate, the earnest, human nature thing.
Scolding aside, and to the game when still have to go, after all, are Chinese, patriotism is a human,.
of: yuanxiao66 Reply Date :2008-8-12 18:02:02
such children should be born to drowned in the toilet inside.
of: pippo1981 Reply Date :2008-8-12 18:04:43
landlord your skull has a bag, do you have such a child at home, you have to focus on the Olympic 』『 ah
[China Team] heard that the Brazilian team made 14 of iron pants
: guanjp filing date :2008-8-12 17:47:00
heard of the Brazilian team made of 14 iron pants. pure steel, not light weight, want to pressure them to not run, we have a play.
also said to be of cast iron
: big ass tail back date :2008-8-12 17:50:48
you are the sets of the two railway corporations to wear pants to give you kick!
(below the spot to which some of my dear friend for a while ha ha ~ ~)
of: Today, it replies to date :2008-8 -16 13:47:48
by: ah no future no future return date :2008-8-16 1:15:03
of: rachaelb return date :2008 -8-15 18:44:47 < br> By: lean hogs to be slaughtered Reply Date :2008-8-15 10:57:44
iron pants?
CHINA GONGFU know a trick called Geshandaniu not?
this man is worthy of fake foreign devil, sorry, is CHINESE GONGFU
this man is worthy of false foreign devil, sorry, is CHINESE KONGFU
this man is worthy of false foreign devil, sorry, this is CHINESE KUNGFU
my dear friend is a well-deserved focus on the Olympic 』『
foreign devil [opening and closing] understand! understand!
watching the opening ceremony finally realized that the original nest is the pigeon nest.
a photo card:
peace dove is a symbol of harmony and peace is the peace of people yearning for a better world. But after the Olympics , there is the war between Russia and Georgia, is indicative of world peace during the Olympics, the Olympics is only a good dream. Even in the Buddhist Past and future life of the cloud will be true.
doves nest in Beijing, it is implied China will usher in an unprecedented peace and development opportunities.
desire! I have a wish, hoping to shoot the Olympic flame lit the beautiful picture of peace dove nest, to be treasured.
of: HelenaDing Reply Date: 2008-8-10 13:18:12
the original is that this means I've been since ah
designers to get hold of a bird nest is because the Chinese are too many people focus on the Olympics it
『』 [Miscellaneous On the] coaches shaking a way to explain the secret ---- the end of the frequency pool record!
of: ebow filing date :2008-8-13 13:17:00
morning, the U.S. 4 x 200 Relay Team After winning, I remember an interview with host swimming coach Zhang yadong time:
(before the host said the pool of water can be used 3 times, and I want to laugh, a small stream in front of my house 4 times can use: swimming - bath - laundry - red floor ......)< br> Host Q: Why can frequently record-breaking swimmer?
Zhang said: pool depth (in order to forget ... what game) than in the past deeper 0.5m, buoyancy larger !......< br> I wonder that strange, Archimedes principle of buoyancy is considered, the depth of a relationship with you?
, or I have not good science, indeed has a relationship with the depth of buoyancy?
you know??
of: sxiaopeng Reply Date :2008-8-13 14:55:37
water is too deep, and athletes fear of drowning, so the Tour faster than before
entertainment gossip 』『 [gossip arena] Korean women's weightlifting champion: Kim Jong Il to help me overcome the fear (reprint)
of: yanzisun filing date :2008-8-13 12:17: 00
Xinhua Beijing Olympic Games on Aug. 12 (Xinhuanet Liu Yang Xu Zheng) Korean Female Weightlifter Puxian Shu 12 thrilling win 63kg title. She said after the game, his teammates had brought her unexpected defeat a lot of pressure, but the encouragement of General Kim Jong Il to help her overcome the fear and pressure.
Pu Xianshu 12 will be played in one fell swoop, her clean and jerk failed to cite the previous two cases, the last one fell swoop of quivering to lift the 135 kg gold Lectra Kazakhstan players. Puxian Shu told a news conference after the game: General, I have to overcome the fear and stress. Finally, in one fell swoop, I felt the general was looking at me, is this power I held up the bar. 2008-8-13 13:49:45
help her with a greater fear of overcoming fear :-)
: Domestic Party return date :2008-8-13 20:28:20
She is afraid Suffering .. so have to go back and lifted up
of death: or? S in the deep return date :2008-8-13 20:32:53
General Kim Jong Il is looking at her, have to fight to try any lifted ah, or uncertain how to go back Punished it.
Zatan 』『 End of the World hosted a handful of a few CCTV is severely ridiculed the men's soccer ... mention gas.
of: the date of shallow cat demon replies :2008-8-13 18:02:15
Chinese soccer team's goal tonight: to stay in Beijing tonight to Brazil to participate in the near future Paralympic Games held in Beijing soon
of: wljmmm Reply Date: 2008-8-13 22:03:06
China, Brazil, Pato one fight. opening 5 minutes with over N Pato who scored a goal. Ronaldinho and other Brazilian players to see, I feel that the state Pato good. to continue to drink and chat in the bar, did not continue watching the game. who knows China 2-1 Brazil after the match. Pa drag all comfort: 1 play 11 lost a ball good. Pa drag red eyes, said: fart! on Half of 6 minutes, Dong Fangzhuo restricted diving, I sent off a.
topic: Belgium is kick starting players unharmed pure nonsense rumors crushing testicles Read
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Netease Shandong Jinan User ip: 60.208 .*.*: 2008-08-13 19:52:45 published
not play fills, kicks testicles does not work, a group of pigs
[Pa you a coat] If you take the Chinese soccer team Phil just for the United States to Sri Lanka, do you support?
of: btzora Reply Date :2008-8-13 23:30:54
consequently does not give the United States does not matter ... we give them good the ... XD ... 11 个 then presented a package of Xie Yalong ...
: National Pig Welcome back date :2008-8-13 23:40:22
people are not stupid, .. < br> You Y pig air ten aircraft, people would not

mother when the opening ceremony, the country's important to look at party leaders, who watch ah???
what has value Class ah, hostage all here!!
on badminton
of: date of filing with the Mrs. :2008-8-13 23:20:00
casually to: two men and two women on the badminton in the end What is race?
to read one or two minutes, seems to be a badminton semi-final, the Chinese team on the Chinese team, who read, explain this? is exercise, or how?
of: Snow and migratory birds return date: 2008-8-13 23:35:17
thought it was the first to see doubles, you can not see another, ah, the other a woman so closely tied pigtail
looking woman in red, be careful to determine what was originally Mixed Doubles
and look at each other, without compromising the ah, people are two woman, clearly opposite to the two men N times ah
rub eyes, and finally concluded that the original is the women's doubles ... < br> Fuwa
on every Olympic Games before the award is not the time to have a player that sent Olympic mascots, why do Fuwa our country this year, I have never seen??
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
A, Fuwa Olympic Games design is the most failed!!! really do not understand how you think that pig? about 5 to come up with an estimated unprecedented in Olympic history, or since the events of the . Fortunately, there are still points Zhang Yimou, the opening Fuwa did not give a minute of playing time, a correct choice Yeah. As for the landlord said when the award is not how this stuff, you think, ah, five ah, how people take??
B, wearing a bunch of bags hanging around his neck comes with a
C, Olympic Games, a variety of designs, including medals, torches, sports, are very great, the biggest failure is that a few Fuwa.
so long, but you ask any one street, it is estimated that few people use this monster on the number five. You did not watch the television anchor, reporter, who had this specially prepared, Referring to the mascot of the time in Qiazhao fingers, said cautiously, for fear of a mistake.
D, You hoped that would not mention this thing, and let people know what we have so many bad nausea
E, had announced the mascot, I fainted on the spot! which NC lick lick their fingers out of inspiration!!
Fuwa design is the biggest failure of the Olympic Games,
estimated Austria Group Committee are aware,
now play down him!
five Fuwa, the five witches simply, attracted five major disasters!
G, I was also thinking how no luck
But the one thing you want is to give
a person have to give 5
how much it was estimated that they feel the same way

so saving
H, said that if there is no gold Wood water and soil in these areas of disaster, might have the ravages of war, Fu frog has successfully completed the mission.
of: nelson1983 filing date :2008-8-12 21:12:00
snatch the process of China is not smooth, and good Liao Hui raised near misses 158, the first to get the snatch.
dramatic start from the clean and jerk. South Korea's Li Peiyong results snatch second, less than 3 kg Liao Hui, had a good chance Competition this gold medal, but unfortunately injured. to bring the Li Peiyong two stood on stage, try to give pain to climb after the failure of the stage, staged touching scene, the audience gave a thunderous applause. touching !!!!< br> Then, there is a player, I do not know which country and held it up after the Shanghai Triad ah Akira Akira, stumbling to the front of the stage accurate throw the dumbbell on the microphone in front of the stage, smashed a microphone. three referees together bright red. and I watched it with a buddy, said: intentional, it would not be too associate the point.
1 and 2 seem to come from a country what is called Xinjiang r, l A, 1 up to cite, rather King Of Beggars demeanor have, ah, put a little dumbbell, turn around, flash people went up .2 No, what position the dumbbell rack to the neck, action is very good, interpretation is say, this guy calls two tone, leaving dumbbells, turn around, flash! I had a pain laughing.
Liao Hui Chinese players come up and then cites a 190.
last appearance was a French player, he must lift 197 kg (flat or break the world record results). This baby did not dare to move, ah, do not die out in the back.
coaches around him and then they said: to give you baby, ah, you're held up to the world champion, ah. but this baby is not to the move, death does not earn the eye, any saliva that does not dry, it will not dump you. time to a second second of the past, the coach kept around that. I guess that guy is very annoying, and temper explosion point That coach is estimated to be slap in the face of the fan. Finally no way, out, in the face 197 of the dumbbell, standing dumbbell front, like a long time, waved his hand, not cited.
estimates coach called a sweat ah! < br> Finally, this gold medal harvest in China.
Zhuhe Liao Hui!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
added:
fact, there is one, their flash people, and we wait for him to play, coach full of farm and crazy, crazy, people just do not appear, the last being disqualified. the last act of the French black brothers, brothers, to laughing at the thought of King Of Beggars inside the weightlifting, touched. Standing in front of the bar took a deep breath, and then calmly said: give up. and then happily hand to celebrate the silver medal.
seems Azerbaijan another, wearing a Coca-Cola's green T-shirt, on top of the I'm from earth, was going to go to be on the sidelines a female officer pulled, broke a white tape to his chest to stick this sign. He went up, the tape should be out, I saw him hard to the body and fixed by tape, and then took a deep breath, the barbell lifting more than 10 cm, dropped, and turned to leave.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
of: fengdu118 Reply Date :2008-8-12 20:42:06
pity that the French team, is coach yelled rapidly varying White was. coach yelled really poison ah, poor quality of our national football team who abuses!
of: tooko Reply Date :2008-8-11 17:36:33
of: bun salesman filing date :2008-8-11 17:30 : 00
say, and you are eligible to criticize it? do not have the ability to win honor for himself how? really easier said than done!
lz on one of those go to a restaurant, eat feces will cook your who silently swallowed.
reason is because he does not cook, not qualified to criticize the cook.
entertainment gossip 』『 [gray often Comment] Kazakhstan to discuss why the Chinese soccer team lost to Brazil tonight accident ?
of: butcher you and me back date :2008-8-14 1:29:30
our athletes during the race due to underestimate the enemy, not well resorted Jingang Zhang, shadowless legs, peach stealing monkeys and other special
of celestial beacon: every day the date of the return of youth squandered :2008-8-14 3:14:10
let the Chinese team to play host
3 China is the ball in order to reflect such ceremonies to finish 3
official kick the ball to the time, and time to
So the answer is _____ football
of too short a time: the bow is easy reply date: 2008-8-14 2:41:13
expected to let the three goals of the national football back then, way down to Brazil KO.
but the unexpected outbreak, Brazil, the strength is too weak, the Chinese team no defense case, three goals in Brazil actually spent 90 minutes, leading the Chinese team missed the counter-attack time.
of: little monsters date back Taishan :2008-8-14 4:16:02
1  not so invincible critical eye foot
2, did not make suicide note COMING legs
3, did not make a large treasure, can not withstand the wind and sun
4, did not make
of Yilishen: Ukraine is Reply Date :2008-8-13 11:25:52
of: the date back through to change Linxian Er :2008-8-13 0:05:14
of: End of the World Bank scorpion replies: 2008 - 8-12 16:55:15
said that Chinese men's soccer team to reform the salary system.
general direction:
score a goal, considered a wage.
no goals, no wages.
-----< br> then soccer team to have starved to death?
not necessarily starve to death, and turned not scored the own goal scored count? believe soccer team this ability is still there .. .
why the award is not made when the mascots Fuwa ah?
of: coffee, cola Guozhen filing date :2008-8-10 20:56:00
will be issued before the Olympic Games, winning players are ah?
Why this time do not send?
Is afraid of foreigners despise? still feel too ugly, sorry give it away?
or budget is not enough, give up the hair?
of: the whole ancient South Reply Date :2008-8-10 21:03:16
octopus athletes do you think?
In this oath, if China can not win South Korea archery, I went to eating pickled TMD!
Today , Juan-juan won, ha ha
of: bully Reply Date :2008-8-14 18:46:53
of: seven nights alfalfa Reply Date :2008-8-10 19:03: 24
Fortunately, you did not eat shit, Liu Yudi, ah
the thing might as well do ~
of feces: amida2008 Reply Date :2008-8-14 17:43:23
of: killer Peach vain Reply Date :2008-8-14 17:19:35
very surprised at the large gold medal as such Fei, the U.S. actually did not arrange a special team of CI Hou a meal, but also let people themselves canteen Da Fan .
left, how are you mouth love Oh, do the authors have to wait on the Empress Dowager Cixi, as did Lafayette, jade cup mouth rinse three times, and then refined by the maids of honor goes to a number of small snacks?
[gray often Comment ] blockbusters: Michael Phelps United States to improve the results of their training with the dolphins of ~
: 37461040 Reply Date :2008-8-14 20:43:00
2 months before the Olympic Games ~ < br> Phelps pulled aquarium and dolphins trained 2 months later ~
that Phelps, after each training session, coaches are required to guide them to fish landing ~
In the meantime ~ Phelps learned to head the ball more of ~ ~
: scissors I'm afraid I'm back Date :2008-8-14 8:21:08
interview after the match China's soccer team < br> National Pig say although we did not able to win the gold medal, but we got a lot of red and yellow are also good!!
of: the wind still pull back the date :2008-8-13 22:17:01
China reached the World Cup soccer finals in five necessary conditions:
a FIFA Antarctic Division will be transferred to China and to a qualifier;
second fight with the Antarctic Penguins qualify;
three road large amount of money, bribery, scandal, at the risk of smoke;
four road games of team members: Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Chunhua hh Coaches total vacancy (must be a miracle grace);
five home located in Guangzhou, hot It is Grandma dead penguins.
see Yang Xiuli awards, Kusi. really not easy. ... heart to see her.
of: Queen knees shouted back date :2008 -8-151: 30:57
of: violet86616 Reply Date :2008-8-15 1:19:51
是 ah.
cried when reading.
I think my mom about her age and it .
distressed.
beloved children's shoes ... she was hardly 25 years old ..
but focus fertilized What ...
Olympic 』『 [Zatan] why not get into golf Olympic Games? race better than speed why?
of: vox_miyoun filing date :2008-8-13 14:35:00
half saw the Olympics, there are two doubts
1, golf why not enter the Olympics? < br> not a sports car special, the current may still controversial, but golf should be no problem of it completely, if golf is too noble, is not suitable for general public participation, that in fact the same race, ah, golf and horse racing than times it even luxury, why golf can not enter the Olympic family?
2 Why better than race pace?
Jockey is a very nice game, but the ratio to ratio to go, what are the track race, dressage Why not do such as 1,000 m race pace?
not think there is no speed racing game, as if to cancel the men's 100m race pace, turn to the more than 100 meters who ran as the beautiful, can not understand.
not to mention for fear that the results are used to gambling, ah, we should bet the same can bet a hundred meters men do, but also abroad, the Olympics a lot of other bets.
Which to explain to ...
of: elume Reply Date :2008-8-13 16:56:53
the medal race in the horse's neck should be hung on the
Olympics equestrian, horse
than the speed of it is I am wondering, however, a horse trained to lead a barrier to the project through to the Olympic Games can be set up to watch TV before
over obstacles that training a dog, why not set up through the Olympics?
dog more expensive than the horse, easy to spread
If you can ride in dogs, can also be estimated.
volleyball China and Japan is the place ... the background music in the roar of the Yellow River
and Cuba to play, put a good socialist is a socialist Well
And this, the discussion of a handsome guy
: Small nao Tiger fart special return date :2008-8-13 22:53:48
of: hate is not a clean cut fast response date :2008-8-13 22:50:58
of: LZ rather a kind of peace return date :2008-8-13 22:36:20
of: blowing bubbles rolling back the date :2008-8-13 22:34: 17
of: Pippi is very special leather leather Reply Date :2008-8-13 17:31:19
of: Today, the onions do you reply to God Date :2008-8-13 15:39:02 < br> OF: philomila Reply Date :2008-8-12 20:14:43
of: Wuhan return date in London :2008-8-12 19:27:35
Name: Chen Yibing (Chen Yibing)
Sex: Male
Birthplace: Tianjin
Birthday: 1984.12.19
Height: 1.63 meters
Weight: 57 kg
the same birthday with me!!! chicken frozen ~ ~ ~ ~
the same place with me!!! chicken frozen ~~~~< br> with the same weight with me!!! chicken frozen ~~~~< br> same height as me!!! chicken frozen ~ ~ ~ ~
me a sign!!! chicken frozen ~~~~< br> with my country!!!! chicken frozen ~ Sui!?
the same planet with me .. ~ ~ ~ ~ frozen chicken
a creature with me!!! chicken frozen ~
the same sex with me!!!! chicken frozen ~~~~~< br> the same name with me!! chicken cold!!!
China is not a smooth process of the snatch, and good Liao Hui raised near misses 158, the first to get the snatch.
dramatic start from the clean and jerk. South Korea's Li Peiyong results snatch second, less than 3 kg-Hui Liao, had a good chance of competing this gold medal, but unfortunately injured. to bring the Li Peiyong two stood on stage, try to give pain to climb after the failure of the stage, staged touching scene, the audience gave a thunderous applause. impressive!!! !
Then, there is a player, I do not know which country and held it up after the Shanghai Triad ah Akira Akira, stumbling to the front of the stage accurate throw the dumbbell on the microphone in front of the stage, smashed a microphone. bright red with three judges. and I watched it with a buddy, said: deliberate it, associate a point too.
said ten people and others diving hh we rip a person than how to hh
river creatures mysterious death, was on the abnormal downstream residents, the coastal plants continue to variation, it is pesticide residues? or biological attack?
stay tuned tonight feet seconds, won the radish with no problems. when Liu Xiang, a shaved head image in the Olympic final pitch, I would like to be completely defeated opponent's psychological defenses, because the black was basically a bald (or short hair), do not have anything to reduced.? Sui? h radish may not run will choose to abstain.
I would think that put forward a 20 cm sky hair better and help crossing the finish line ahead of
ORZ, in fact, can get hold of 110 m
ha ha ha ha, the first over the line on a low, good good, killing me
seemingly over the line is to look at it
do the authors of the chest to breast - -, that would be a lot of weight, but focus What also forward a lot of
Long a 110-meter breast???
Main Post: we come from? shrink from Sapporo abducted? ~ talk about what the next Olympics in London cultural elements available??
of : DD7 Reply Date :2008-8-10 0:00:14
Ripper live performances to kill the audience
Liukin VS Sean, Gouxue story of cosplay in the hh
: vicky80224 Reply: 2008 - 8-19 16:53:02
of: Watermelon meters Reply Date :2008-8-19 16:12:37
Liukin One face is the phase
villain Sean is a typical looks sweet Little Red Riding Hood, Snow White, her stepmother Liukin is the best person ~ ~ ~
stepmother Queen: Mirror mirror on the wall tell me, who am the world's most elegant gymnasts?
Mirror: My dear Queen, where you are kicking with kick with the most noble of frog legs; but in distant China, a group of lovely girls gymnastics, their action is the most compliant ~ ~
Phelps 8 Gold for endorsement maddening Han Chinese brands?
of: imadcati Reply Date :2008-8-19 22:30:46
Heng Yuan Xiang, Heng Yuan Xiang's 400m individual medley
4t100-meter freestyle relay
Heng Yuan Xiang Heng Yuan Xiang, the 200m freestyle 200m butterfly

Heng Yuan Xiang 4t200-meter freestyle relay 200-meter individual medley

Heng Yuan Xiang, Heng Yuan Xiang 100m butterfly
Heng Yuan Xiang 4t100-meter medley relay
Pakistan soccer team after the game, Ronaldinho will be in the field:
A. look for his broken tusk
B. looking for his broken Ronaldo < br> [gray often Comment] yesterday CCAV's Hall of Honor program guests invited Sean to do, why do not you Liukin? is
of people do not come up: the filing date :2008 United Church Xiaoman -8-219 : 39:00
I think Liukin USA Gymnastics is the number one of the most outstanding figure, why not ask her ah? is not she does not come ah?
of: sllacoco Reply Date :2008-8-21 9:44 : 13
honor pond are not, please what is the frog princess.
following this very talented ~ ~ ~
Phelps create history, won eight Olympic gold medals, shocked the world, national rejoicing mm Not only the U.S. Nationwide naughty, more of the national spirit Korea, Republic of Korea, many historians, sociologists, biologists, sociologists joint research exercise, the same alarming conclusion, namely: Michael Phelps is not large number of facts prove that Phelps does not belong to the United States!
First, any country in the next Olympic Games will not give an athlete reported so many projects at one go, except there is no human way to the United States Phelps reported that the eight, which is a typical stepmother acts, like wicked stepmother to foster a child needs daily firewood, fetching water, cooking, like, when other U.S. athletes before the race back in bursts, strength and energy all are fully protected, the poor Phelps almost all the time back and forth, hard work, but also hard than permanent U.S. slavery, how, if the United States to parents when their children Michael Phelps will be willing to use this Walking the way you little fool like game application?
second, after the victory of Michael Phelps steadily attracted worldwide attention, and friendly to people around the world have admired him as ; fighters Fish. Phelps acknowledged that Americans, who had to see Phelps become heterogeneous.
Third, all items in the game, the gold medal Phelps has damned the process, but his greatest opponent is often the American people's eyes are sharp, we see that Phelps of the United States face, talking and laughing all hypocrites, and once ...

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